Why God never received tenure

Why God never received tenure at a university:

  1. He only had one major publication.
  2. It was in Hebrew.
  3. It had no references.
  4. It was not published in a refereed journal.
  5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  6. So he created the world, what has he done since then?
  7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
  8. The scientific community cannot duplicate his results.
  9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
  10. When one experiment went awry, he covered it up by drowing the subjects.
  11. When subjects did not behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
  12. He rarely came to class, he just told his students to read the book.
  13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
  14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
  15. There were only ten requirements, but most students failed his exams anyway.
  16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.